F.F.T. Definitions

Drunk Bob: That one fella that has to be the funniest and loudest person in the joint.

Blue Hair: A very nice elderly woman that had her reservation locked in two days before JFK was assassinated.

Food Chuckers: Other peoples small children.

Screen Queens: Girls that eat with the fork in their right hand and a cell phone in their left.

Sherpa: The waiter or waitress that acts as if the request for a refill on your drink is a complicated excursion up a mountain.

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